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“ The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. ”
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
if you ever read a telegram aloud, make sure to pull out all the stops
And sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in.”
Jane Austen, from Sense and Sensibility (Penguin Classics, 2003)